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July 23, 2010

MOMMY, WHERE DO SHARKBOY'S COME FROM?
With only 7 days remaining before our biggest project yet, G-Rated has hit us up yet again with some words for his opponent on July 31st, Sharkboy. Check out below what Micah Rose and his spiritual adviser have to say!

FISHING FOR SHARKBOY!
Sauce Storm 6 is only 2 weeks away and with the appearance of Sharkboy from TNA wrestling, G-Rated Micah Rose and his Spiritual adviser Brother Christianson have a few words for our finned friend. Check out the video below.

THE FULL SCOOP ON SAUCESTORM!
No Clue Records, DCG Productions, the LJ Crew and anyone else associated with us are hard at work on the workings of our biggest project to date. It's the sith annual SauceStorm Music Festival...and more! That's right people, no longer just a mini-gathering, this event has taken off on a flight sure not to stop anytime soon. We got the greatest in local underground music including Red 9ine, No 1 Special, oHm, High Def Xperience, and, of course, No Clue Records! We also have the spectacular known as DCW of Ohio featuring T-Man defending his DCW Championship in a 4-Way title chase against Brandon Liddy, The Big Orange Kid and Girdy! DCW will also have a special appearance from Sharkboy™ of TNA Wrestling! We will have contests out the asspipe and raffles for all types of shit; not to mention FREE CAMPING! This years event is set to take place on July 31, 2010 right here in the hometown of the LJ Crew, Lisbon, Ohio! The Sauce Fields has once again moved and can now be seen at 37614 MATTIX ROAD. You don't want to miss this event by a long shot! And now, for the first time since it's conception, SauceStorm tickets are available for sale online here at LJSauce.com! You can experience all the action at this year's SauceStorm for only $10! Parking is available this year for the price of $5 per car. You can scope out the official flyers/video below and then go ahead and purchase your tickets for the biggest music festival in the tri-state area, SauceStorm 6!
CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE YOUR TICKETS!
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TENATIVE SS6 SCHEDULE
SUBJECT TO CHANGE
NOON - GATES OPEN
1 PM - OPENING CEREMONY
2-4 PM - DCW OHIO WRESTLING
• BOWERY THE BOOGIEMAN vs SENSATIONAL SETH ALLEN
• G-RATED vs SHARKBOY™
• PJ BOZAC vs "INFERNO" JOHNNY ADAMS
• PYRO vs LEVI (MMA MATCH)
• MUD WRESTLING MATCH
• T-MAN vs GIRDY vs BRANDON LIDDY vs THE BIG ORANGE KID (4-WAY TITLE CHASE FOR THE DCWO CHAMPIONSHIP)
• THE ANNUAL SAUCESTORM OVER-THE-TOP BATTLE ROYAL (WINNER GETS A TITLE SHOT AT SS7)
4 PM - HOT WING EATING CONTEST
5 PM - RAFFLES AND SUCH
6-12 PM - PERFORMANCES
• RED 9INE
• HIGH DEF XPERIENCE
• OHM
• SUITCASE & THE GEMINI PROJEKT
• NO 1 SPECIAL
• KING NASTY & THE NO CLUE CREW
Sharkboy.net

THE LJ'S ULTIMATE SAUCE SEARCH!
The LJ's Ultimate Sauce Search is BACK!!! We want your ORIGINAL Sauce recipes! You could even make some MONEY! Click here for all the details!

JUGGALO COLORING BOOK: VOLUME III - INFO!
Everyone on this side of JuggaloRealm should know Insane Eric's Juggalo Coloring Book by now, right? No? Well, GET YOUR HEAD OUTTA THE GUTTER and peep that freshness! Yes? Well then, here's your chance to help with the making of the highly sought after VOLUME III! Insane Eric is looking for the thoughts and ideas of the JuggaloRealm for his upcoming creation. He wants to know what you want to see in the pages of the newest Coloring Book. If you got ideas or suggestions, comments or questions, send them to nocluerecords@hotmail.com so the Insane One can get started on the book everyone wants to see!




SO LONG SAUCE RADIO!
SauceRadio has been removed from LJSauce.com until we can find a better server computer. The one we had was reformatted and I thought that was gonna fix the problems we had with it but now it seems we have even more of the same problems than we had before. For a good readio station, we reccomend tuning into the broadcast over at HatchetRadio.com.

SAUCE LIVE: PRE-GAME SHOW!
The Sauce Live Pre-Game Edition is in! It's the Best in the Game! Journey with PJ Bozac along with his immature friends; Girdy, The Decayde, and J-Twist as they bad mouth anything and everything. Listen to Grind My Gears with Tru Travisty, Girdy's rambling, and PJ's demented one liners! This edition has some of the best rappers of all time. Take a dive into the past as No Clue Records gets ready for their showcase show that is also a going away party for their homiette Leanna aka Hub Cap.

Click Here to Download Episode 14
(3/6/10 - 1:37:04 - 88.8 MB)

SAUCE RADIO: OFF AIR!
SAUCE RADIO WILL BE OFF AIR UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE AS THE SERVER COMPUTER IS UNDERGOING MAINTENANCE. WE WILL KEEP YOU POSTED WITH UPDATES ON IT'S RETURN.

NEW SATURDAY SAUCE LIVE!

Click Here to Download Episode 13
(2/27/10 - 1:14:00 - 67.7 MB)

FULL SUPPORT!
It's been a week and a half since it was recorded but the finished product is finally here. After weeks of saying it was coming, SSL's Full Support Edition has arrived! Check out the freshness from the NCC and Tru travisty live from the Crew's Nest!

Click Here to Download Episode 12
(2/13/10 - 1:37:45 - 89.4 MB)

FAYGO T-SHIRT DESIGN CONTEST!
Faygo.com is currently running a t-shirt design contest and yours truly, The DCG, has submitted 3 designs. The one everyone seems to like is the "Faygo Stains" design (View Here - Vote Here). The other two are called "Pop Stains" (View Here - Vote Here) and "Old English Style" (View here - Vote Here). Please help me by voting for my designs on Faygo.com. Thank you so much for yoru help and support.

SSL GOT SNOW'D IN!
It's not Saturday and it's not Live but here's some more Sauce flavor for ya from your homies Bozac, Girdy and DCG on SSL cuz we're stuck in the house under 20 inches of cold white powder!

Click Here to Download Episode 11
(2/9/10 - 1:09:16 - 63.4 MB)

GET BLAZE HIS OWN NIGHT AT THE GOTJ!

WE FUK'D UP!
Last week, we were to feature the FULL SUPPORT edition of Saturday Sauce Live but, WE FUK'D UP! Instead you get this fresh ass episode recorded last Saturday and delivered to you today cuz I had too much homework to do. Check it out below!

Click Here to Download Episode 10
(2/1/10 - 1:02:20 - 57.0 MB)

SSL: UNDERGROUND SPOTLIGHT!
This week on Saturday Sauce Live, we have an Unsigned Underground Spotlight! All underground artists without a record deal, right here on SSL! Click below to download the new episode of Sauce Live!

Click Here to Download Episode 9
(1/23/10 - 1:01:06 - 55.9 MB)

BRAND SPANKIN' NEW SATURDAY SAUCE LIVE!
Finally, after six months, Saturday Sauce Live has returned with a new episode and new schedule! Last saturday, PJ Bozac and The DCG sat down to spit some randomness at yoru face and you can hear all the freshness by clicking the link below. It has also been promised by the host, PJ Bozac himself, that SSL will now be a weekly show here on LJ Sauce. No more 6 month delay bull$#!t! Check out the latest episode now!

Click Here to Download Episode 8
(1/16/10 - 1:01:37 - 56.4 MB)

THREE HUGE UPCOMING SHOWS!
I'm here on the Sauce once again to give you the heads up on 3 major shows going down involving the LJ Crew! We got on show later this month on the 22nd in Cleveland, a second show in Pittsburgh on the 19th of next month, and in March we got a show going down in Niles. Contact us here on LJ Sauce at crew@ljsauce.com for tickets!
January 22, 2010
at Rockstar Cleveland
(above Peabody's Concert Club)
2083 E. 21st St.
Cleveland, Ohio 44115
6:00 PM - Cost: $8
TWIZTID AND THE GEMINI PROJECT
February 19, 2010
at Mr. Small's Theater
400 Lincoln Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA 15209
Cost: $20 Adv. - $22 DOS
NO CLUE RECORDS SHOWCASE
March 6, 2010
at Captain Kelly's Bar
Niles, Ohio
8:00 PM - Cost: FREE!

INTERVIEW WITH THE DAYTON FAMILY AND SAUCESTORM DATES!
Fresh off the Bang Pow Boom tour, LJSauce.com has scored an exclusive interview with the one and only DAYTON FAMILY! Over the next few weeks, we'd like to hear from you the viewers here on LJ Sauce. What would you like to ask The Family? If you got questions, and I'm sure a lot of you do, send them to crew@ljsauce.com and we'll get those over to The Dayton Family during the interview.


IN YO FACE!
I don't even need to say anything...
And if that wasn't enough holiday cheer for you, check this out from ya boys, TWIZTID!

Twiztid - "From Us, To You: Cryptic Collection Holiday Edition"
Personally, I think that should hold us till next year.

NO CLUE ON NEW YEAR'S EVIL!
For those of you living with the maggots under a boulder, I ask you to pull yourself from the dirt, drag your tricycle out of the garage and start pedalling to Cleveland because The Question Mark Kids will be blazin' the stage once again at Peabody's. This time, it will be on New Year's Eve '10 and they will be sharing the stage with the W.I.C.K.E.D. Ones, TWIZTID! Tickets are on sale right now for $25 and you can get them by contacting us here at LJSauce.com.


SNL PARODIES THE GATHERING!
I thought this was funny as hell! Last night, Saturday Night Live did a parody of the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos informercial created by Psychopathic Records. I can't even go into enough details to give this justice so just check out the action going down at the 10th Annual kickspit Underground Rock Festival brought to you by Under-Ground Records!
NOW COMPARE...
Thanks to DevCon88 on AIM for sending that in.

THE SAUCE IS BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Ladies and gentlemen, after a long hiatus, and some remodeling, LJSauce.com returns to your face. We got a new look, new features, updates on old features and more freshness for that ass than ever before! First and foremost, the main reason that the site was overhauled was because my bother from the same mother, Girdy, thought the old site had too many links and many could be grouped together to make the site simpler. I immediately went into production on a new design for The Sauce according to his ideas. During the downtime, I had a class online at the International Academy of Design and Technology called "Interface Design". This class taught me a lot of shit I didn't know about web design including the functions of Adobe's program Dreamweaver (I used to do all the coding myself in Notepad) and making websites compatible in all browsers, resolusions, and operating systems. So the first design I came up with for the new site went straight out the window. I then applied all these newly learned features to this website. In addition to that, I now incorporate drop-down menus to organize our links, making navigation of LJSauce.com a helluvalot easier.
Next, I'd like to tell you about the new and updated features of LJSauce.com. Since the last time we spoke, The No Clue Crew has been hard, and I mean HARD at work, on forward movement. These motherfuckers have joined forces with the Pittsburgh powerhouse known as King Nasty and they are bringing the rotteness to you with the duo known as The Decayde. You can get all the info on the new shit from No Clue Records in the first link up top.
My production company, DCG Productions is resposible for the new design of LJSauce.com as well as several other sites, including Faygoluvers.net, JKPerry.net, & T-J-E.net. I'm also working on the designs for several upcoming sites including NoClueCrew.com, Metalourd.com, SwirleyEyedProductions.com, HatchetRadio.com, & C-PsychotikRecords.com. I've also been working directly with Suburban Noize and Psychopathic Records artists for several graphic design projects. I got deals out the ass for all of you so hit up the info in the second set of links to see that shit.
You know Havok, right? This motherfucker was the 4 wing on the No Clue shuttle for quite a while and now comes to you with his own company, Swirley Eyed Productions. He's got the beat-makin' biz on lock and is looking to get you some of that freshness for the right price. So if you take a look under the third link, you'll get all that info on the products and artists working on Swirley Eyed Productions.
Under the link labeled "The Sauce" you got old and new shit now featured on LJSauce.com. Back are old favorites like "Saturday Sauce Live", "Sauced Magazine", & the "Voting Booth". But as for the new shit, we got "Sauce Radio". Sauce Radio is a 24 hour/7 day a week radio station run from the House of Grunden streaming live on LJSauce.com all the time. You can request to hear your favorite track by hitting up The DCG on AIM at "TheDCG84".
Another new feature on the site is known as "Freek of the Week". No, it has nothing to do with Danielle Fishel's weekly clip on "The Dish" but the name was inspired by it. This is just a page where we will feature a photo a week of someone we found on the internet that really freaked us out. You can also get involved. If you have found a really freaky photo, or you yourself are a freaky photo, send it to us at crew@ljsauce.com and who knows, it might make it up into the archives!
The last new feature in The Sauce is our new reality show called "Sauce Weird-Ality". I'm sure you've heard of the cable station "Fox Reality". Well this is our spin on reality shows where we go to concerts and events and try to find motherfuckers with unique, strange and/or weird ability that they can show for our entertainment. We also take submissions. Send your strangeness to crew@ljsauce.com!
Under the "Other Flava" link, you'll find things like the LJ Tagboard, a list of upcoming shows, merchandise, links, and the contact form. Along side those, and visible at the bottom of each page, you can find a link to a page where you can find out how to advertise your shit on LJSauce.com! We have packages ranging from $5 (One Week) to $100 (One Year) for you to promote with. Check that shit out and get yo shit heard!
I'm done rambling, now go enjoy the freshness!